You're so much more pleasant when you lack the ability to snap my neck with your thoughts. -Ba'al
You are a social chameleon. -Sheena
British guys always capture my butterflys. -Chris Griffin
I was thinking the other day that if I was a midget, I'd love a netbook. -Dwayne
Oh how posh. Check out my rotten grapes. -KJ
True belief can not be legislated. -Tealc
I'll wait until you stop the car to start smelling your back again. -Deb H.
The flames of ignorance burn without pain. -Ori Prior
House: Do you know why you're black?
Patient: Because God loves me more than you?
My current state of reality has taught me that I know nothing. -KJ
A roadrunner with an accent is just a sheep. -KJ (2am)
Don't tell me ASAP if you don't mean today. -Angela
I know, sometimes I even inspire myself. -Bobby W.
Now I have to go to work where no one is funny or knows how to spell. -KJ
Honolulu does not appreciate a smartass. -Travis
Come here so I can share my opinion with you. -Sherown
There's something very wrong about putting a bear in a microwave. -Judy
You people drink like you don't want to live! -Roy, IT Crowd
God damn these electric sex pants. -Douglas, IT Crowd
Trust the bean. -Karam
Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. -Gibran
Exactly. I need gnomes. -Deb
I can't drive upside down. -Ed