Why is half of your webpage in Spanish? – Judy
Can we sniff your bales? – Judy
I don’t want kids, I want vegetables. – Katie
The lords of lettuce!* (*Attributed to Katie because that’s what I heard-Judy) Actually was Alliance Atlantis.
There’s nothing better than gas station girls. – Jeff Biley
We can eat nails and eat paint. – Deb H.
We’re in no danger here. (Fridays) – Deb H.
I would say something clever but I don’t know this song. – Ed
I think my pen is cold. – KJ
(If you write that down, make sure you space is correctly. – Ed)
You foundate people. – Ed
Movie: Birthday Bloody Birthday
- creepy little girl singing Happy Birthday
- Fancy cake covered in blood
- Blow torch, house on fire, creepy kid says “Make a wish!”
Movie: Kansas Chainsaw Bunny Massacre
Of all the roads that lead to Canada, very few are straight. – The Advocate ad
It’s hard to do lightsaber with pretzels. – Ed
Oh my god! They killed Caffrey’s! – Jen R.
Jen just screamed nipple! – KJ
Stockholm isn’t really a country. – Jen R.
I hate loaded meatballs. – Brent
There’s no Volvo in my garage. – Ed
Should there be? – JC
I keep forgetting to pee. – Bob Cone
You gotta drop and suck. – Jen
Your cooking makes me question my faith. – Get Fuzzy
I’d be dead right now if this were an emergency. – Ed
I’m thinking there’s a Dairy Queen behind the Walgreens. – Ed
When I eat less meat I need more peanutbutter. – JC
Don’t be that guy (unless, of course, you are that guy). - Dentyne-ism
If all else fails, hit the ground and start flailing. - Dentyne-ism
I’m as pretty as I’m gonna get. – Dad
I don’t mean to be rude, but I’ve got drinkin’ to do. – Night Stalker
You know, I haven’t used my rubberband gun on the cat. – Katie
When it comes to baserunning, he’s a real good pitcher. – Clint Hurdle
I think frosting makes me lie! – Ted, How I Met Your Mother
Never wear new shoes when you’re gonna run out of gas. – Ed
I gotta poke it! It’s got big bubbles! – Judy
The last thing we need is rabbit guts all over the floor. – Katie
I always thought hack was an interesting verb. – Adam Conkey
I miss ebonics. I do. – Dr. Goodlett
Where’s Gary Oldman when you need him? – Dr. Goodlett
Always eat what ails you. – Adam C.
Jesus hates it when Goodlett sings. – Adam C.
There’s an Indian swamp in my car. – Katie
Well it’s better than alligators. – Judy
It makes your teeth feel all squeaky. – Katie (re: Mexican soda)
Snuggles loves crackheads! – Eddie O.
If I had chocolate, I would throw it at you right now. - Dr. Duffy
Gummi worms are longer. – Katie (After being asked if I should get bears or worms.)
I do not understand O’Neill, are we preparing to dance or do battle? – Teal’c
Your midlife crisis is not my emergency. – Katie
I have suction issues. – Katie
Here’s an important tip: stop doing that. – Homer’s life coach
Weird makes the world go ‘round. – Mom
My feet hurt too bad to be smart. – Mom
There’s a fat girl in my jammies. – Mom
Fine! I’m going to the bowling alley! – Jordan
There’s a blind kid feeling up a nun. – Katie
If it’s not the Pagans, it’s the huns. – KJ
Little people don’t get to ascend. – Judy
There’s some Asian chick diein’ on the TV. – Katie
That’s the quietest lightning I’ve ever seen. – Mom
Always get a woman between you and the enemy. – Sharpe
I’ll mop up your blood from the inside! – Groundskeeper Willie
Protest Stupidity/Free your mind.
Unfortunately, the balance of nature decrees that a superabundance of dreams is paid for by a growing potential for nightmares. – Peter Ustinov
The excessive increase of anything often causes a reaction in the opposite direction. ?
PS- I know a nun named Ronald. – Katie
Cuba is where Lucifer lives. – Michael Moore
I’m gonna go get the government to do my laundry. – Michael Moore
Did you know that every day Mexican gays sneak into our country and unplug our brain dead ladies? – Homer
Education’s irrelevant really. – Dr. Phillips
Our curriculum is under attack by the English department. – Dr. Phillips
You can’t trust your spinach. – Dr. Phillips
Stupid lamination. – Mike Tweed
…if I can get out of the fried hohos…. – Mike Tweed
His soul writhed with boredom…
I enjoy talking to you. Your mind appeals to me. It resembles my own mind except that you happen to be insane. – 1984
I crave attention in a desperately quiet fashion. – Eddie O.
Stop dancing so I can hit you! – Stan Smith
You talk too much for someone who’s being cooked for. – Dwayne
Movie: Bambi’s Revenge
- Bambi attacks puppy
- Raised by wolves
- Rambo?
Diney, does it hurt when root beer comes out your eyes? – Mom
You know…but you don’t look Chinese. – Sister Alice
Katie-mule
“Hot Bimbo Buns”, for the ordinary Joe.
Excuse me but I’m gonna read your front. – Dr. Goodlett
You are barreling down my backside. – Katie
Your diction conveys anger. – Katie
I’m the reason Democrats want gun control. – Adam C.
Nuclear war is just like a tornado. – Adam C.
Is it hot in here or am I having a hot flash? – Dr. Goodlett
Fringe Dipper (Adam)
Choking Frog. ?
I’ve got good friends and occasional lovers. That’ll do. – Ian Mckellan
Trying is good enough, even in seduction. – Eddie O.
I don’t trust mail that hasn’t been licked, that’s my problem. – Letterman
To force a rainbow angers God! – Stan Smith
I’m perfectly happy to be out of the closet. – Dr. Goodlett
Time to go skank. – Dr. Goodlett
There should always be scantily clad clouds. – Katie ?
Hey a saltlick. Awesome. – Eric
That’s so Virgo. – Alice
The Secret Life of Judy McGyver
Yeah. He just kinda disappeared into ugliness. – Judy
There’s something fundamentally interesting about orangutans. – Dr. Goodlett
I’ve had really bad luck with toilets. – Katie
Now I’m gonna have to go home and reevaluate my relationship with my dog. – Dr. Lexey Bartlett
My feet got wet and everything. – KJ
Catherine Francis—that’s a name that could wring a chicken’s neck. – Goodlett
She’s just so German she has to be right. – Alice
Look it’s Fruit of the Loom! – Judy
My butt itches. Not the crack, just the cheek. – Raul
We’ll probably all be pitchforked by men is smocks. – The Amulet of Samarkand
Man cannot script what sport can create. – Clint Hurdle
We are not eternal. ?
Eric is vi-curious.
Almost anything with pockets is good to eat. – Brent
I’m convincing with my lies. – Dr. Farley
Freakin’ New Guinea! – Dr. Farley
In terms of survival…cupcakes? Not so good. – Lexey Bartlett
There was this noodle I thought would never end. – Tanner
Cool name- Alex/Alan Von Fang
You can’t tune a squishy box, can you? – Jarrod
I’m not judging, I’m just clarifying what I see. – Eric
I have a mighty cough. – Katie
There are no Zorrobuns on this board. – Katie
I got Italian soda in my eye. – Katie
Just because he goes to Notre Dame doesn’t mean he’s not a Pagan. – Katie
I’m a magic disappearing booger. – Katie
I’m good at being my own Messiah. – Katie
I think my tongue might be bleeding but I’m not sure.
Licorice just brings out the blood flavor. – Katie
I’m gonna run out of receipt here if you don’t shut up. – KJ
I never lie when I’ve got sand in my shoes, commodore. – Geordie (TNG)
That’s not a pretty unicorn at all. – Eric
Story- Planet Apnea, CPAP=C3PO, O2, the Force (of air), Dr. Wan. *In progress*
When the winds of change blow, some people build walls, other people build windmills. – Chinese proverb
Apparently the universe is converging. And James Taylor is looping on the radio. – Katie
This town has a dome of suck over it. – Meghan Tucker
I like people who say things. – Goodlett
I’m squeaking even when I don’t mean to. – Goodlett
There’s some bad lemon drops out there. – Judy
I don’t think Wookies use napkins. – KJ
My hat’s in the way and I’m in neutral. – Ed
I might have heard that in a book. – Ed
I am deeply concerned and I want something good for breakfast. – UNIX fortune cookie
When you don’t follow your nature, there is a hole in the universe where you were supposed to be. – Dane Rudhyar
A root beer….this is the end of Ferengi civilization. – Quark
Why is Outlook underlining “doink” in red? Seems like a perfectly good word to me. – Ed
I should stop eating things I find in the condo. – Ed
I do not shake my chichis alone…not anymore. – Mom
Everyone’s helpfulness sucks these days. – Ione
I know a gay truck driver. – Ed
I can’t shift with gloves on. – Ed
I’ve never read a Bond movie. – Phil
Scifi means tights. – Ed
It’s the fabric of the future. – Deb H.
Bones, there’s a thing out there. – Capt. Kirk
Air and the Jonas Brothers, that’s all I need. – Landon (Brent’s cousin?)
Anton the Depriver—waiter at IHOP
I will not hear of the oranges. – Ed
Smellocules – Ed
Werecow – Deb H.
If someone tied me to a tree and set me on fire, I wouldn’t be like, “Hey! I thought we had a deal!” – Dwayne
You can always trust beans. – Mom
Dude, if I had your money I’d burn mine. - Ione
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